bercakap cakap dengan bule jahanam di omegle-_-

hey hey guys gue posting blog buluk in ya?ya?ya?okeylah kalo begeto
ini postingan tentang percakapan aneh saya dengan bule ngehe di omegle.
apa itu omegle?sumpah lo gatao?kasean banget seh kamo ucukucuk nih kalo yg gatau omegle buka aja omegle.com-_-
udah tau kan ya sekarang apa itu omegle?goodgood(booot wooot)
yaudah hell yeah blog dare pade lo bocen mending lo check it out:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: GEORGE BUSH

You: kenape lu?

Stranger: GEORGE

You: nge fans lu ama george bush?

Stranger: obama

You: okey

You: r u psycho?

Stranger: maybe :D

You: ur so weird

You: yeah like me

Stranger: :D

You: WAKAKAKAKA

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDD

Stranger: BOOMBOBMBMBM

Stranger: KABOOM !

You: boooooot(sedikit emosi-_-)

You: boootboooot

Stranger: shoe ¬.¬(entahlah gue ga ngerti apa maksud shoe disini mungkin kalo shoes gue masih ngerti woooot)

You: gila lu(ga ngerti-_-)

Stranger: shoeshoe ¬.¬

You: apasih(kesel krn kebodohan diri sendiri tak mengerti)

Stranger: ENGLISH !(kok jadi dia yg kesel dah?aneh ya guys)

Stranger: me no understand :S(merasakan penderitaan gue jg toh die)

You: how crazy u are

Stranger: HOW CRAZY AM I !?

You: im using english

Stranger: IM SO CRAZY THE MENTAL HOME KICKED ME OUT

Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: hahahah pantes gila

You: oh i see

Stranger: u male or female !?

You: sissy

You: u?

You: wkwkwkwk just kidding

Stranger: sissy ?

You: banci elah gitu doang masa ga tau

Stranger: THT IS NOT ENGLISH !(si bule emosi bo~)

Stranger: U LIE

You: sissy is the man feels like girl(oke gue ga tau harus ngomong gimana maklum uts bhs.inggris gue aja 32.5)

You: or maybe boys like girl(oke i know ini mah nama band-_-)

Stranger: Ahhhh i seeee ¬.¬(entah mengapa mengerti)

Stranger: so are u a boy or girl lol(ngelucu aje lu bule jahanam)

You: hmmm

You: wait a minute(mulai males)

Stranger: ya checkin ?(dih dih boot ngelucu kali ye)

Stranger: LOL!

You: HAHAHAHHAHA(ketawa aja dah kasian u dah nelucu dienya)

You: UR SO WEIRD GUYS

Stranger: (:

You: and u like that?

Stranger: like what ?

You: dasar aneh lu

Stranger: D:

You: like being weird

Stranger: i aint weird your weird

You: hmm no no no u wrong

Stranger: ME WRONG !?

Stranger: IMPLOSSIBLE !!!

Stranger: :D

You: both of weird

Stranger: ((((((:

You: thats right

Stranger: Incorrec

Stranger: INCORRECT*

You: ur female or male?cause ur so weeeeeiiiiird

Stranger: IM MALE :D

Stranger: uuuu?

You: oh i see(sotoy)

Stranger: ¬.¬

You: oh hahahah(mulai gila sendiri)

You: hahaha

Stranger: U FEMALE OR MALE(si bule emosi)

You: uhm female

Stranger: :D

Stranger: lol

You: umm but maybe male(ngaco mode:on)

Stranger: maybe ¬.¬

You: urrr i dont know who am i(jaaah aneh lu-_-)

Stranger: o i want u to do sumin

Stranger: look down

Stranger: DO U SEE TITS

Stranger: LOLLOLOLOL!

You: najis lu(sumpah jijik tingkat tinggi)

You: najis

You: najis

You: najis(okey ini lebay cukup segini aje kali ye kalo najis ga usah2 banyak2 die jg ga bakal ngerti lu ngomong ape)

Stranger: D:

You: najis(stop ur too lebay)

Stranger: whats tht mean(bule jahanam itupun berbalik bingung)

You: where r u from?can u speak english?(belagu mode:on padahal uts aje dapet 32.5)

Stranger: Yes i speak english lol

Stranger: Im from Ireland

Stranger: u?

You: ur speaking english but u dont know whats the meaning of najis?ur so weird(ngeles tingkat tinggi)

Stranger: lmao

You: gila lu(apa itu imao apakah semacam makanan?wooot ras boooot banget seh)

You: hahaha

You: LOL(human error)

Stranger: -.-(kicep)

You: ur so weird

Stranger: I LIKE U (:(aw mami aku ditaksir bule)

You: i hate u

You: whahaha

Stranger: D:

You: just kidding

You: do u have a facebook?

Stranger: nawh lol

Stranger: U !?

You: are u a villagers?

Stranger: o.0 ?(yeh si mas bule bingung)

Stranger: im not a villager ? lol

You: yeah orang kampung yg ga punya fb(serasa gaol bae lo ras-_-mau gmn dong?gue udh keki ama nih bule)

You: oh hahah

Stranger: ok ima disconnect if u don start talkin english(dih kok jd die dah yg kesel)

You: im english

You: sorry i mean im using english

Stranger: NO UR NOT

You: but the slank english(NGELES DAN NGACO TONGKAT TINGGI)

Stranger: slank LOL!

You: oh hahaha

You: do u understand the slank english?

Stranger: no

Stranger: im irish i speak english

Stranger: i dont believe ur first language is english(aduh ketawan jade malo neh)

You: oh i se thats why u dont understand what i mean(belagu beut)

Stranger: because ur not very good at it lol(sumpah gue tersindir men ini rasanya kayak ada org ngomong ke lo begini:yeeeh sok speak2 pake bhs.inggris nilai aje 32.5 inget 32.5-_-)

You: masa?

You: really?

Stranger: Yes

You: maca ciih(kesel dg kepolosan si bule ngehe yg ga ngerti kalo gue sindir-_-)

You: oh im sorry(entah kenapa tiba2 minta maaf)

Stranger: kk im leavin ur annoying me now(baca tulisan ini gue serasa main miami nights yg pas kita gangguin karakter laen kalo dia kesel dia ngomong begini)

You: ur english is too good(nyindir ceritanya kalo die ga ngerti ya gak papa)

Stranger: goodbye(its too kesel too apologize)

You: yaelah pergi lu sono(KEKI TINGKAT LANGIT KE TUJUH MODE:ON)wooot owoooot wooot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


thats all mameeeen kenape banyak nyebutin nilai uts gue sih ya jadinya?karena goe kesel guela ama etoh nelae.buat si bule sabar ya guys emang banyak orang aneh di dunia iini.gue juga ada chat aneh bareng anak jakarta oetara tp nante aja ya menyosol.

eh eh ayo tebak tebak siapa yg posting!

siapa ya?siapakeeeek



dengan salam booot dan tempel,

tertanda raras hiphopers


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